Here are some of the best funny life quotes and sayings.
If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
The Future is Unwritten.
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
The courage to make mistakes is the key element of creativity.
I say, if your knees are not green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life. — Bill Watterson
Life would be perfect if: pleasant time had pause and re-play button, gloomy time had fast forward and delete button. – Unknown
What a wonderful life I”ve had! I only wish I”d realized it sooner.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
I came into this world black, naked and ugly. And no matter how much I accumulate here, it’s a short journey. I will go out of this world black, naked and ugly. So I enjoy life. —-Screamin’ Jay Hawkins
You fall out of your mother’s womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave – Quentin Crisp
Life is like an orange; no matter how carefully you peel it, you always get squirt in the eye. — Unknown
The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. – Muhammed Ali
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. – Soren Kierkegaard
You must laugh, at least as much as you cry, just for balance.
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke. — Unknown
If everything’s under control, you’re going too slow. – Mario Andretti
To buy very good wine nowadays requires only money. To serve it to your guests is a sign of fatigue.
Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death. – Auntie Mame, by Patrick Dennis
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said,
We are the hero of our own story. – Mary McCarthy
I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use.
Imagination is a weapon in a war against the reality. – J. de Gaultier
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I had a professor who was always talking about the journey “from the womb to the tomb.” He’s reached the tomb now, so I’m wondering how he likes the view. I miss that old guy, having learned much from him about life and learning.
You have collected a rather impressive bunch of quotations on this site. I’ve copied several from this post to use on craft items. People love little signs to hang on the wall with an amusing saying. Some of the more sentimental ones could end up on other items.
“The courage to make mistakes is the key element of creativity.” It is so true. We are all scared to fail but we forget that failing is a necessary component of success. Why do we persist in thinking failing is shameful?
I love the one about imagination being a weapon in a war against reality. How dull life would be without the fruits of colorful and creative minds.
I disagree that life would be perfect if we could control it like a VCR. We would never grow as individuals without conflict, and only having happy times would get boring.