Funny Inspirational Life Quotes And Sayings

by on December 24, 2011

Here are some of the best funny inspirational life quotes and sayings.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”

Life is like a game of poker: If you don’t put any in the pot, there won’t be any to take out. — Moms Mabley

A man should control his life. Mine is controlling me. – Rudolph Valentino

You know you’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. – Author Unknown

Life is the only thing you can”t get out of alive.

Born to be wild – live to outgrow it.

He’s turned his life around. He used to be miserable and depressed, now he’s depressed and miserable. – David Frost

Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people – Steven Colbert Quotes

Life is messy. Love is messier. – Catch and Release

Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans. – John Lennon

If life gives you lemon throw ‘em at peoples.

Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you’re alive, it isn’t. — Richard Bach

Someone said to Voltaire, “Life is hard.” Voltaire replied, “Compared to what?”

May your life be like toilet paper… Long and useful.

Life contains not in griping great cards however in playing those you have fine.

Life is pain, princess. . . anyone who says differently is selling something. – Wesley The Princess Bride

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. — Brendan Gill

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, “I am with you kid Let’s go! – Maya Angelou

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about. – Sam Ewing

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. – Thomas Hood

It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over. — Edna St. Vincent Milly

For most men life is a search for the proper manilla envelope in which to get themselves filed.

God is nothing more than a comedian performing in front of an audience that is to afraid to laugh. — LITTLE MISS FREAKING SUNSHINE

All generalizations are false, including this one.

You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough. – Joe Lewis

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Yonall January 13, 2012 at 12:56 am

I found this one a funny twist on an original: “If life gives you lemons throw ‘em at peoples.” And I also really like the one straight after by Richard Bach, “Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you’re alive, it isn’t.” That’s so true. I’ve never looked at it that way before. I was born for a reason. I’m (still) alive for a reason. My mission is incomplete.

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Ginny January 19, 2012 at 8:14 pm

That’s funny Yonall, I heard someone recently say “If life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate!” I think it’s kind of true. We don’t have to be accepting of our bad luck in life. We can make our own luck!

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Aibileen February 27, 2012 at 3:30 am

This has to be my favorite quote on the list: “Life is like a game of poker: If you don’t put any in the pot, there won’t be any to take out.” Life is about accepting challenges, taking risks and moving out of your comfort zone. This is the way to experience what else life can offer you.

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Beckster March 27, 2012 at 8:43 am

Yes! I am sometimes guilty of social hibernation. When I challenge myself to get out there and do more for myself and others life is always so much richer. This kind of reminds me of people who want a romantic partner so badly, but never go anywhere to meet anyone!

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Cordiality March 16, 2012 at 12:13 am

We have to reach down inside us and create our own inspiration to get things done in life, which gets tough at times. If we can pull on quotes and add the laughter, we’re on the right path.

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Tabatha March 19, 2012 at 4:03 pm

I’m the type of person who tries to find the positive in things. I also like to laugh. So my favorite quote is “May your life be like toilet paper…long and useful.”

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ToBeOrNotToBe April 10, 2012 at 7:01 pm

Joe Lewis is completely right about one life being enough if you make the most of it. It seems so many people are scared to realize their dreams. Just get out there and do it, because this is it!

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ToBeOrNotToBe April 19, 2012 at 5:57 pm

I also agree with John Lennon that life is always happening, whether you are ready for it or not. It’s important to not put things off for too long, because that’s how life passes you by.

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