Here are some of the best funny life lesson quotes.
Especially for Engg. students – If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how u react to it
Life is an incurable disease.
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries. – Everett McKinley Dirksen
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button
Life is all screwed up without friends. – Unknown
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. — A. A. Milne
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
The courage to make mistakes is the key element of creativity. – Newton
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead. – Author Unknown
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
Life is an incurable disease
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still a rat.
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. – Unknown
Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. – Mahatma Gandhi
I am satisfied if I find one good idea from one thousand. – A. Nobel
Have fun with life for nobody gets out of it alive anyway!
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Life has taught me some pretty harsh lessons, but I always find them easier to learn when I keep my sense of humour.
I think that this quote holds a lot of truth: “Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how u react to it.” I remember my professor in psychology class. In one of his lectures, he emphasized how attitude can significantly influence behavior.
“life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how u react to it” This is probably my favorite saying here. It’s 100% true too. Life is really what you make of it – how you react. If we all took a few minutes to think about what to do and how it will affect others, things would not be so much drama!
“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still a rat.” I love this quote! I’ve written it down to use in my newsletter next week. I publish a bi-weekly online newsletter about entrepreneurship and working from home and this is perfect to send my subscribers.
Some of these quotes would make awesome bumper stickers or wall placques. In fact, I’m going to save a bunch of them and see what I can come up with to share with my friends and family. Many will be easy to find an accompanying picture, too.
I came across this quote before and it has stayed on my mind since then : “Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how u react to it.” There are events in our lives that we have no control of. These may be unpleasant, but it’s how we deal with these situations that spell the difference.
I definitely agree that it is sometimes best to not argue with fools. They’re never going to get it, anyway, and you’re inevitably going to have to lower yourself if you try to get down on their level.
The anonymous quote about enjoying life because there’s plenty of time to be dead is “dead-on”. It reminds me of a tour guide that I had when I toured Italy. As we were rushing about from one sight to the next, she would encourage us by saying, “You can sleep when you’re dead!”