Here are some of the best funny life sayings and quotes.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still a rat. – Lilly Tomlin
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
Life is just a series of trying to make up your mind. – Timothy Fuller
You can get all A’s and still flunk life. – Anonymous
Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else. – Leonardo da Vinci
Life is a long process of getting tired. – Samuel Butler
Dont take life to seriously. No one gets out alive.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. – Albert Einstein
The cost of living’s going up, and the chance of livin’s going down.
In life, it’s not who you know that’s important, its how your wife found out. — Joey Adams
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t brood. I’d type a little faster. – Isaac Asimov
Humility is a virtue, and it is a virtue innate in guests.
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans. – John Lennon
Live life to the fullest… think of all the people on the Titanic who passed up chocolate dessert.
A perfect method of adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large. – Alyce P. Cornyn-Selby
If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered. – Edgar Allan Poe
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.
I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it. — Charles Schulz
Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits.
The life of man is the true romance, which when it is valiantly conduced, will yield the imagination a higher joy than any fiction. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Let the childhood come to maturity in a childhood. – J. J. Rousseau
I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens – Woody Allen
The meaning of life is that it stops.’ – Franz Kafta
It s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed for example that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter. – Bat Masterson
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That very first quote from Lilly Tomlin sums up my feelings about working for other people. No matter how high up the corporate ladder you climb, you are still making more money for the boss than you ever will for yourself. I like self-employment much better.
“You can get all A’s and still flunk life. – Anonymous” How true is this? You can be super book smart and still have no common sense. I think having a lot of common sense will get you a lot further along in life.
Albert Einstein is a real genius when it comes to his quote about insanity. Behaving like a broken record is one of the worst fates.