Funny Quotes On Life Experiences

by on December 22, 2011

Here are some of the best funny quotes on life experiences.

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? – Fredrick Nietzsche

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,

It’s always best to tell the trust, unless you are an exceptionally good liar. – Jerome Klapka Jerome

The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. – Abraham Lincoln

Live nowadays for next days it will all be the past.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late, the bus is already gone.

A few foolish man can happen to face an emergency – its daily alive that bears you out.

You are a leaf that doesn’t know it is part of a tree. – Michael Chrichton

Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing. – Yiddish Proverb

There are three sides of an arguement — your side, my side and the right side

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance

You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. – Unknown

A man should control his life. Mine is controlling me.

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor. – Sholom Aleichem

There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them. – Niels Bohr

An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.

If you are living your dream, be sure it isn’t a nightmare.

Friends are usually God’s means of apologizing for our family members. – Private

Whoever is afraid of suffering is suffering from fear. – M. de Montaigne

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James Smith December 23, 2011 at 2:05 am

Life certainly is a funny experience and I think quotes like this help when you feel down.

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Emma January 7, 2012 at 3:00 pm

This quote made me chuckle: “Friends are usually God’s means of apologizing for our family members.” However, I must admit there seems to be a bit of truth in it. Sometimes, our friends become a better ally than some of our own family members. We have heard of stories of people being closer with their friends than with their own family.

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Ginny January 10, 2012 at 10:17 pm

My favorite quote about life of all time is by John Lennon from his song Beautiful Boy “Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans” So completely true!

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Frank February 17, 2012 at 1:25 am

“There are three sides of an arguement — your side, my side and the right side” Wow, I would say there are 2 sides to each argument, your side and my side (the right side). Some of these sayings are very funny! I like the one about being an envelope without an address.

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Marmilla March 16, 2012 at 5:30 pm

This one by Niels Bohr leapt out at me, “There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.” Boy have I been there before. More than a couple of times too. When you’re in the thick of whatever the life challenge is, you find yourself laughing, not because it’s funny, but because the alternative response is far worse and you’re not ready for that. So you laugh. I certainly have in the past.

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ToBeOrNotToBe April 13, 2012 at 7:40 pm

Abraham Lincoln is absolutely right about the efficient way to get bad laws repealed. Prohibition, anyone? Roe vs. Wade? If we could only apply this principle to a few lingering civil rights issues, like gay marriage.

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