Here are some of the best very funny quotes about life.
If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door. — Paul Beatty
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. – Reba McEntire
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. – Danny Kaye
Life’s a fragile thing, Harr. One minute you’re chewing on a burger, and the next minute you’re dead meat.
He’s proof that there’s life after death. – Mort Sahl
We are live for chuckle at the probability and survive our life so healthy that Death will shake to hands with us.
It’s possible; you can never know that the universe exists only for me. If so, it’s sure going well for me, I must admit. – Bill Gates
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. – Will Rogers
The best way to help fishermen is to become one. – Chankok
I still haven’t met a cat that would be very concerned what mice are talking about him. – J. Bulatovich
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. – Bertolt Brecht
Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. — Leo Buscaglia
Life is pain, princess. . . anyone who says differently is selling something – Wesley The Princess Bride
do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive – Elbert Hubbard
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body, because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. – George Bernard Shaw
If we can’t be free, we at least can be cheap. – Frank Zappa
Life is the only thing you can’t get out of alive. – Unknown
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I must say that I agree to this statement: “Life’s a fragile thing. One minute you’re chewing on a burger, and the next minute you’re dead meat.” Life is unpredictable. You might have mapped out what you want to do with your life, but in an instant you might find yourself changing all those details because of certain uncontrollable situations.
I like this quote: “I still haven’t met a cat that would be very concerned what mice are talking about him.” Though it’s funny, I think it also says don’t sweat the small stuff. Don’t spend your time worrying about what others think of you, because in the grand scheme of things, it doesn’t really matter.
My favorite in the list is: “Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. ” My interpretation of this quote is that we should make the most of what life has to offer. Explore. Accept challenges. Continue to discover and re-discover what you can do.
George Bernard Shaw is one of the greatest minds of the past few hundred years. I can’t tell you how often I’ve come across some of his witticisms that showed insight beyond most people alive today.
That is a clever quote by Reba McEntire. Who knew she was a philosopher? I agree with her, too. Having a sense of humor is more important then a lot of people realize.
I can just envision certain people I know plunging through the trap door beneath Shakespeare’s stage. This is a great quotation. Laughter is the best medicine. I forget who said that, but it’s so true.
I like the line about going from chomping on a burger to being dead meat. It’s funny and it’s true. While life has its pleasures (such as enjoying a juicy burger), you shouldn’t get too comfy because it also has its perils.
Even though it’s worded kind of funny, the anonymous line about us all wishing to beat death seems true. We try to convince ourselves that dying is optional.
I wish I could find this one ” No diet will remove all the fat from your body, because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.” – George Bernard Shaw on a t-shirt. I absolutely love it, and with all of the politcal campaigning going on right now I think it would be a hit!